00 Contact — Northport, NY
When does your portal close, and who has the password?
Most calls start with the date. A surprising number end with someone finding the password on a sticky note in the boathouse.
Tell us the funder, the deadline, and the dollar amount. We’ll tell you which folder it needs, what it costs, and whether there is still time to do it properly. That conversation takes twenty minutes and costs nothing.
- A Call
- (631) 988-1482 Best when the deadline is under three weeks away. If we miss you, leave the funder’s name and the date in the message.
- B Write
- info@kelpwoodledger.com A reply within two business days. Attach the funding notice, not a summary of it.
- C The desk
- 18 Conifer Ct, Northport, NY 11768 By appointment — book a call. Not a walk-in office; the doorbell is mostly for packages.
01 Deadline check
How many days does your deadline actually leave?
Each folder needs a set number of calendar days before the portal closes. Put in your date and the table says which ones still fit — and the last day to start each.
| Folder | Lead time | Price | For your date |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Federal PackageNOAA, EPA, and other notices with forms whose names are mostly numbers. | 45days | $5,350 | Waiting on a date |
| The Foundation ProposalCommunity and family foundations, 8–15 pages. | 21days | $2,640 | Waiting on a date |
| Post-Award ReportThe interim or final report due in month eleven. | 14days | $760 | Waiting on a date |
| The Letter of InquiryTwo pages that decide whether you write twenty. | 10days | $1,180 | Waiting on a date |
| Compliance ReviewYou wrote it; we read it against the notice. 72 hours to read, 72 hours of margin. | 6days | $685 | Waiting on a date |
Calendar days, not business days. We still press Submit 72 hours before close, so the last three are spent waiting on purpose.
Date looks tight? Call (631) 988-148202 The call
Twenty minutes, accounted for.
The scoping call is free and it has an agenda. Here it is, so nobody spends minute eleven wondering when we’ll get to the price.
03 Before the call
Six tabs to have open when the phone rings.
None of them are required for the call. Each one you have open is one fewer email in week two.
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03.1
The funding notice itself
The PDF or the link to it. Not the funder’s newsletter about it, and not last year’s version — page caps change between cycles.
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03.2
The deadline, with its time zone
11:59 p.m. Eastern and 5:00 p.m. Eastern are both common closing times. They are six hours and fifty-nine minutes apart.
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03.3
The ask, and the match
The amount you want and whether the notice requires a cost share. A 1:1 match on a $40,000 ask is a $40,000 conversation with your treasurer.
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03.4
Your UEI, or a shrug
If you have a Unique Entity ID and an active SAM.gov registration, read us the expiry date. If you don’t know, that’s the first thing we sort out. Both are free.
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03.5
The most recent 990
Or your audit. Funders ask for it, and we use it so the budget narrative agrees with what you already told the IRS.
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03.6
The name of whoever signs
The person authorized to submit on your organization’s behalf. Portals care who presses the final button. So do we.
All six open? Book the call
04 The desk
Send the details. We answer with a folder and a price.
Replies come from info@kelpwoodledger.com within two business days. Under three weeks to the deadline? Call (631) 988-1482 instead — email is the slow lane.
Put it on the desk
Four fields matter: your name, your email, the funder, and the date. The rest helps us come to the call already knowing which folder it is.
Which way to reach us
- Deadline under 3 weeks
- Call. (631) 988-1482
- Deadline over 3 weeks
- The form, or info@kelpwoodledger.com
- Draft already written
- Email it and ask for the $685 Compliance Review.
- Want to sit at the desk
- By appointment — book a call.
Where the desk sits
- Hours
- By appointment — book a call
- Phone
- (631) 988-1482
- info@kelpwoodledger.com